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"I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don`t care about the films. I don`t care if they`re flushed down the toilet after I die."
- Woody Allen

"I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don`t care about the films. I don`t care if they`re flushed down the toilet after I die."

- Woody Allen


"If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it." - Bruce Springsteen 

"If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it." 
- Bruce Springsteen 



"Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development."
- Barry Humphries


"Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development."

- Barry Humphries

“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.”
 Alicia Keys
“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.”
 Alicia Keys

I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?’ Matthew Broderick

I walk into rooms and I don’t know why I’m there. I’m like, ‘Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?’
Matthew Broderick

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.

Lewis Mumford
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.

Lewis Mumford


I was a person who couldn`t make divorce work. For me, there`s nothing lonelier than a turned-down toilet seat.
Bette Davis

I was a person who couldn`t make divorce work. For me, there`s nothing lonelier than a turned-down toilet seat.

Bette Davis


When I arrived in Sydney, I spent 22 weeks in this $50-a-week place with just a bed, a cupboard and the toilet halfway down the corridor. For the first time my parents were some distance away. I did a lot of thinking and realized I appreciated what my father had instilled in me. People think that because there is a dole there they should use it, and there are a lot of ways to misuse the system. I believe in singing for my supper. I`ll never accept a grant because what I do should be able to be founded purely on free enterprise.
Russell Crowe

When I arrived in Sydney, I spent 22 weeks in this $50-a-week place with just a bed, a cupboard and the toilet halfway down the corridor. For the first time my parents were some distance away. I did a lot of thinking and realized I appreciated what my father had instilled in me. People think that because there is a dole there they should use it, and there are a lot of ways to misuse the system. I believe in singing for my supper. I`ll never accept a grant because what I do should be able to be founded purely on free enterprise.

Russell Crowe


It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. Uma Thurman 

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. 
Uma Thurman 


Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. Joey Bishop

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. 
Joey Bishop